Your Tailpipe Is broken

[oldskool]

Whilst I may read comments I cannot make any. Que pasando?

[oldskool]

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

[Jeremy]

God is a good choice. You have a better chance of getting your posting rights reinstated that way. It's not likely to come from me.

[oldskool]

I see. I see Perfectly Clear. You are tired of the private messages containing the incessant whining so prevalent the last few months. Just surprised one member here can hold so much sway and your rapt attention. Peace.

[Jeremy]

I'm not sure to whom you are referring, but yes, I do hold my own opinion in high regard. As do you I'm certain. If our roles were reversed, I'd expect nothing less from you.

[oldskool]

Tailpipe still broken.

[oldskool]

Dear diary, it seemz that the forces within have left me here, up Shit's Creek and without a paddle. Those pesky Beemters even took away my Pocket Pussy. Geneva Convention protocol they said. I say unfair and inhumane treatment. Feel free to send the Beemtrrs a private message or a Dic Pic or two.

[davintosh]

My Tailpipe works just fine. Can't say the same about my signature line though; I don't expect that to be rectified any time soon either.
Ditto with your Tailpipe.

[Jeremy]

Signature appears to be working just fine.

[davintosh]

Would you like me to demonstrate how broken it is? I could make it look like this...

Don't make me do it.